Alcatraz Smedry/Quotes
“So, there I was, tied to an altar made from out-dated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil librarians. ”
—Alcatraz to the Reader[1]
“When you’re about to launch yourself into the air strapped to the back of a rocket-propelled penguin, it’s that blasted responsibility that warns you that the flight might not be good for your insurance premiums. ”
—Alcatraz to the Reader[2]
“Potatin Potato, grown and made in the fields of Potallia. ”
—Alcatraz in Crystallia[3]
“Out of the frying pan and into the deadly pit filled with sharks wielding chainsaws with killer kittens stapled to them. ”
—Alcatraz to the reader[4]
“This is my story—the story of a selfish, contemptible fool. The story of a coward. ”
—Alcatraz describing his books[5]
“You could say that watching over these books is his soul responsibility now. He’ll probably enjoy the soul-itary lifestyle. ”
—Alcatraz joking about Kiliman’s transformation into a Curator[6]
“It felt right. Serene. That, of course, meant it was time for something to explode. ”
—Alcatraz right before the explosion[7]